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HeadOfPins

A Portal And It's Lesser Known Uses

10 comments, 216 views, posted 12:51 pm 18/02/2012 in Useful by HeadOfPins
HeadOfPins has 10448 posts, 2336 threads, 295 points
Good an' proper

Extra Points Given by:

djskitzy (5), Edorph (5), Weedenski (5), evolution (5)

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12:57 pm 18/02/2012

djskitzy

I so want a portal..... I love a good back scratch......

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1:32 pm 18/02/2012

Quaektem

Setting up the skydiving seems simple enough... but once you've built up the momentum how do you stop?

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1:50 pm 18/02/2012

djskitzy

open your chute, dopey......

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2:22 pm 18/02/2012

Quaektem

The chute would have to be bigger than the portal and the portals are too close together to allow for a stop.

just saying.

I suppose you could reverse the portals to kill your momentum though...

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2:52 pm 18/02/2012

my69pickup

u ppl need a life!

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2:58 pm 18/02/2012

Squirrel

With proper portal use, you could properly have someone go fark themself.

Personally I'm a fan of the couch/fridge portal, never have to miss a play of the game again.

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5:44 pm 18/02/2012

marksyzm

Quote by Quaektem:
The chute would have to be bigger than the portal and the portals are too close together to allow for a stop.

just saying.

I suppose you could reverse the portals to kill your momentum though...


You would have to open the portals within a confined space to achieve it and you would have so little wind friction you would end up knocking yourself out and dying soon after.

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5:47 pm 18/02/2012

marksyzm

Hula hoops: that just wouldn't do anything. Looking at yourself: paradox, surely. Licking your elbow would be cool but it would be funnier to pull yourself through.

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6:44 pm 18/02/2012

djskitzy

always comes down to wanking with you dunnit?!

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6:52 pm 18/02/2012

Squirrel

1000 points on that if he can donkey punch himself.

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