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... but can they still vote?

5 comments, 156 views, posted 3:02 pm 18/02/2012 in News by Quaektem
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Intellectual Hedonist

Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal

ALTON • Spurred by cases in which bodies of overdose victims were moved to thwart investigations, Illinois state Rep. Dan Beiser, D-Alton, is sponsoring a bill to make unauthorized movement of a corpse a felony.

It also would criminalize something that even Madison County Coroner Steve Nonn thought was already illegal — having sex with the dead.

Beiser said he introduced the legislation at the request of Madison County State's Attorney Tom Gibbons and other law enforcement officials. Gibbons called the relocation of overdose victims an "impediment to investigation" in several cases.

Prohibiting sex with a dead body corrects an obvious omission in the law, Beiser said.

If the measure passes, sex with a corpse would be a Class 2 felony, with punishment ranging from probation to seven years in prison. Unauthorized removal of a corpse would be a Class 4 felony, with a penalty ranging from probation to three years.

Nonn said bodies of several people who died of drug overdoses in Madison County over the past year or two were taken from where they died. One was abandoned in a cemetery, another left on a road.

"That definitely needed to be addressed," he said.

In recent months, Metro East prosecutors have filed charges of drug-induced homicide against several people who allegedly supplied drugs to people who died of overdoses. Police regard the sites as crime scenes.

Nonn said an existing law against concealment of a homicidal death does not always fit the circumstances of a drug death.

The bill would exempt emergency responders, physicians, medical students, funeral directors and employees of coroners' or medical examiners' offices.

Gibbons said a law prohibiting sex with a corpse is needed out of respect for the dead. He said he has been told there was one such case in the county many years ago that could not be prosecuted for lack of such a law.

Beiser's legislation is House Bill 5122.

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/proposed-illinois-law-would-outlaw-moving-or-sex-with-corpses/article_df0bfc9f-7811-5606-bc1d-4a7e85387703.html

And it has to be asked... Shouldn't necrophiliacs have the same rights as everyone else? They can't help who they're attracted to and if a corpse consents who are we to interfere with what happens in the bedroom ...or mausoleum!

The Necrophiliac pride flag??

(The preceding comments are satire intended to take a liberal argument to an absurd level, not to compare LGBT to necrophiliacs.)

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3:37 pm 18/02/2012

Squirrel

Wait, what's illegal now? Dead girls don't say no, guess a few members are SOL for date night next week now.

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5:59 pm 18/02/2012

griffin

So if grandpa croaks on the kitchen floor you have to leave him there? If someone dies on a bus or a train then the driver should go to prison?
If people are moving bodies because they don't want the cops around, then this will just make them want to hide the body better.

For example, some dude pops his clogs in your kitchen after overdosing. Your house is filled with drugs, and you don't want the cops around asking questions like 'where did he get all those drugs from', so you dump the body in a graveyard. But now, you'll get some garbage bags and dump the body in New Jersey instead. So instead of looking like an 'inconvenient corpse' in the graveyard, it will look like murder in the swamps.

Shouldn't this already be covered under obstructing justice laws? Sounds like bullshit that really won't serve any good to me.

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6:42 pm 18/02/2012

djskitzy

I used to work with a guy who used to be an undertaker but got sacked for fiddling with the bodies....

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6:50 pm 18/02/2012

Squirrel

Quote by griffin:
But now, you'll get some garbage bags and dump the body in New Jersey instead. So instead of looking like an 'inconvenient corpse' in the graveyard, it will look like murder in the swamps.



No, it'll still look like New Jersey.

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7:27 pm 18/02/2012

Flee

Quote by djskitzy:
fiddling with the bodies....


Tune in Tokyo doesn't work on dead bodies. They get terrible reception

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