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California outlaws just about everything at the beach

10 comments, 187 views, posted 4:03 pm 09/02/2012 in News by skeemin
skeemin has 389 posts, 24 threads, 33 points
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LOS ANGELES (CBS) — When you head down to the beach for a little fun this summer, county officials want you to leave the pigskin at home.

The Board of Supervisors this week agreed to raise fines to up to $1,000 for anyone who throws a football or a Frisbee on any beach in Los Angeles County.

In passing the 37-page ordinance on Tuesday, officials sought to outline responsibilities for law enforcement and other public agencies while also providing clarification on beach-goer activities that could potentially disrupt or even injure the public.

The updated rules now prohibit “any person to cast, toss, throw, kick or roll” any object other than a beach ball or volleyball “upon or over any beach” between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

Exceptions allow for ball-throwing in predesignated areas, when a person obtains a permit, or playing water polo “in or over the Pacific Ocean”.

However, during the winter off-season, the new rules will be relaxed.

Officials warned that any activities that could potentially harm “any person or property on or near the beach” should not be allowed during the peak summer season.

Your kids could also end up costing you big bucks: the ordinance also prohibits digging any hole deeper than 18 inches into the sand except where permission is granted for film and TV production services only.


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4:13 pm 09/02/2012

cyvoid

yes, let's take the fun away from the beach

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4:14 pm 09/02/2012

griffin

Wow, California has a huge case of 'Really Dumb'. 18 inches? There goes the clam bake.
I can only imagine what sort of rampant stupidity leads to laws like these. Think I'll stick on the East Coast, where we may have lots of stupid, but still gladly yield Gold Medal first place to those bizarre left-coasters.

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4:57 pm 09/02/2012

z0phi3l

Quote by griffin:
Wow, California has a huge case of 'Really Dumb'. 18 inches? There goes the clam bake.
I can only imagine what sort of rampant stupidity leads to laws like these. Think I'll stick on the East Coast, where we may have lots of stupid, but still gladly yield Gold Medal first place to those bizarre left-coasters.



It's Cali, they invented dumb over there

Too bad this will come to other States soon enough, lots of States like copying the retarded rules CAli comes up with. Wonder what it would take to just throw the whole state out of the Union, should help improve things all around

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6:39 pm 09/02/2012

bradpitt

Jobsworths.....shoot'em all.

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6:40 pm 09/02/2012

backroom

You were right before the edit...
But bury them deeper than 18" so they will not be found.

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6:44 pm 09/02/2012

bradpitt

Quote by backroom:
You were right before the edit...
But bury them deeper than 18" so they will not be found.

damn your fast

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7:20 pm 09/02/2012

backroom


Yeah... that's what she said.

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10:33 pm 09/02/2012

djskitzy

pretty soon the sign will appear..."WELCOME TO THE BEACH.... PLEASE STAY OFF THE SAND"

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10:35 pm 09/02/2012

backroom


Another couple months before the Japanese radioactive tidal waste washes up on the beaches.

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7:07 pm 10/02/2012

Vormid

I have to say, that the last time I took the kids to the local beach some teenage muscle head twats decided to have a hard core game of football over our heads.

I asked them politely to stop. 2 min later the brainless little douchebags came within 2" of stepping on my daughter. I yelled "Hey" I got up. I moved fast. I got in his face. I calmly told said muscle head that I'd asked politely already and to go play in that open field way the fuck over there.

Without waiting for a retort I turned around, sat down, cracked a beer and took a deep breath in thanks that I was not jumped by half a dozen mutant hormone teenage douchbags.

It sort of spoiled the rest of the afternoon as I was constantly waiting for more trouble.

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