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	<item><title><![CDATA[Side note on the gasoline price spiral]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2FEarl_of_Erroll.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:41:23  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/news/113632-side-note-gasoline-price-spiral.html</link><description><![CDATA[The key to current events in the next six months to a year is the momentous shift in energy hegemony due to the massive Leviathan Gas field which was recently revealed. This changes the geopolitical structure of everything in Europe and the Middle East, but the information about this needs<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2FEarl_of_Erroll.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The myth of the eight-hour sleep]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F58649000%2Fjpg%2F_58649151_awake_thinkstock624.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:40:49  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/health/113631-myth-eighthour-sleep.html</link><description><![CDATA[The myth of the eight-hour sleep By Stephanie Hegarty BBC World Service Continue reading the main story We often worry about lying awake in the middle of the night - but it could be good for you. A growing body of evidence from both science and history suggests that the<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F58649000%2Fjpg%2F_58649151_awake_thinkstock624.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lobster-Claw Live Lobster-Vending Machine]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv291%2Fthomasslavin%2Fmarine.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:01:34  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/wtf/113630-lobsterclaw-live-lobstervending-machine.html</link><description><![CDATA[p5HY4hy6HlE<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv291%2Fthomasslavin%2Fmarine.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Jerusalem Syndrome: Why Some Religious Tourists Believe They Are the Messiah]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Fmagazine%2Fwp-content%2Fimages%2F20-03%2Fff_jerusalemsyndrome_f.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:51:36  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/religion/113629-jerusalem-syndrome-why-some-religious-tourists-believe-they-are-messiah.html</link><description><![CDATA[The Jerusalem Syndrome: Why Some Religious Tourists Believe They Are the Messiah Photo: Ziv Koren Shortly after his 40th birthday, the life of a man we’ll call Ronald Hodge took a strange turn. He still looked pretty good for his age. He had a well-paying job and a devoted wife.<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Fmagazine%2Fwp-content%2Fimages%2F20-03%2Fff_jerusalemsyndrome_f.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Go the...]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;f=png&amp;src=avatar%2Fangelina-jolie-mask-icon_128x128.png" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:40:25  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/wtf/113628-go-the.html</link><description><![CDATA[...fuck to sleep - sung by Samuel L. Jackson 5NjBHIdb5II<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&f=png&src=avatar%2Fangelina-jolie-mask-icon_128x128.png" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Chrome only future for Flash on Linux]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.i.com.com%2Fcnwk.1d%2Fi%2Ftim%2F2011%2F03%2F08%2FChrome-274px-high-logo.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:45:51  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/linux-open-source/113627-chrome-only-future-flash-linux.html</link><description><![CDATA[Adobe has announced that in future, the Flash Player for Linux will only be available through Google as part of the Google Chrome browser and not as a standalone download. The shipped plugin will also only support Chrome's plugin API. The changes will take effect after the release of Flash<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.i.com.com%2Fcnwk.1d%2Fi%2Ftim%2F2011%2F03%2F08%2FChrome-274px-high-logo.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Remove Your Google Search History Before...]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FZhWEK.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:28:56  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/useful/113626-remove-your-google-search-history-before.html</link><description><![CDATA[How to Remove Your Google Search History Before Google's New Privacy Policy Takes Effect On March 1st, Google will implement its new, unified privacy policy, which will affect data Google has collected on you prior to March 1st as well as data it collects on you in the future. Until<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FZhWEK.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Excel 2010 help]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F164925915v12_150x150_Front.JPG" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:13:05  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/geek/113625-excel-2010-help.html</link><description><![CDATA[I'm trying to create a spreadsheet to keep track of a point total Here's where it gets tricky, it needs to be simple, and it needs a cell that has a value of say 10, IF it's checked, then that sum sent to a cell for a total, the cell<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F164925915v12_150x150_Front.JPG" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[How to regain your personal Space.]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=https%3A%2F%2Ffbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash4%2F396976_10150685380212915_571092914_11023875_1891867627_n.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:31:43  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/113624-how-regain-your-personal-space.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=https%3A%2F%2Ffbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash4%2F396976_10150685380212915_571092914_11023875_1891867627_n.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nutcracker (Not what YOU think)]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F23cpe.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:36:12  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/wtf/113623-nutcracker-not-what-you-think.html</link><description><![CDATA[Not what anybody thinks, actually<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F23cpe.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie ]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fcoolstorybro.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:48:05  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/113622-celebrity-chef-ted-allen-cooks-his-favorite-pretentious-foodie-.html</link><description><![CDATA[RMUDw4_e93Y<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fcoolstorybro.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Happy Birthday Hollie]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcTaaUAm4uSY6aw2Fg0MpyzXZbnYhQFhqUUrTpmg7q55Yol2tL2n" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:47:26  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/journals/113621-happy-birthday-hollie.html</link><description><![CDATA[HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPYHOLLIE RELAX AND ENJOY YOUR DAY<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcTaaUAm4uSY6aw2Fg0MpyzXZbnYhQFhqUUrTpmg7q55Yol2tL2n" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Engine Swap World Record.... (42 seconds!)]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F1lfc_homeshirt_201012_crest_4bbcb144329bc197261936.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:02:55  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/automotive/113620-engine-swap-world-record-42-seconds.html</link><description><![CDATA[From running engine to engine out/engine in, drive away 10 meters.... in 42 seconds! Them Royal Marine Engineers don't fuck about..... te48ucoEvFI<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F1lfc_homeshirt_201012_crest_4bbcb144329bc197261936.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[I wish it was real]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2F15o8l6w.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:19:25  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/113619-i-wish-it-was-real.html</link><description><![CDATA[I wonder how fast do you need to go to make that loop?<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2F15o8l6w.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Plush Alien Facehugger]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fstore.space.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fpreview%2Fs-g-5025.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 02:57:09  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/113618-plush-alien-facehugger.html</link><description><![CDATA[Aliens! buy one now, while supplies last! Imagine the night mares your kids would have after seeing the movie and throwing this thing at them. (glad I don't have kids, I'd ruin them for sure)<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fstore.space.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fpreview%2Fs-g-5025.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rick Santorum could take Republicans down with him]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F34083499.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:28:18  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/politics/113617-rick-santorum-could-take-republicans-down-him.html</link><description><![CDATA[Rick Santorum could take Republicans down with him By Eugene Robinson, Published: February 20 Republicans haven’t quite thrown away what they see as a winnable presidential election, at least not yet. But they’re trying their best. In GOP circles, there is more than a whiff of panic in the air. Unemployment<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F34083499.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[transparency grenade]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.upload.ee%2Fimage%2F2098528%2Ftransparency-grenade.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:36:29  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/hardware/113616-transparency-grenade.html</link><description><![CDATA[The Transparency Grenade is a replica Soviet F1 Hand Grenade that keeps it real. Well, it keeps your conversations real that is. "Equipped with a tiny computer, microphone and powerful wireless antenna, the Transparency Grenade captures network traffic and audio at the site and securely and anonymously streams it to<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.upload.ee%2Fimage%2F2098528%2Ftransparency-grenade.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Metric - Blindness]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F23cpe.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:20:55  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/music/113615-metric-blindness.html</link><description><![CDATA[KdnfpwYdEzo<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F23cpe.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Hole]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FW9do0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:34:19  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/scifi-science-space/113614-hole.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FW9do0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Eventually, we'll end our dependence on crude oil]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2FEarl_of_Erroll.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:11:03  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/geek/113613-eventually-well-end-our-dependence-crude-oil.html</link><description><![CDATA[University of British Columbia biofuel expert Jack Saddler says, 'we will become less dependent on fossil fuels and will become more dependent on fuels made from the sugars and chemicals found in plants.' Nothing too new there; the idea of biofuels eventually taking over from petroleum distillates has been around<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2FEarl_of_Erroll.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Birth control/abortion controversy]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Freading_at_balalaika.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:05:32  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/rantings/113612-birth-controlabortion-controversy.html</link><description><![CDATA[So maybe, if women are not permitted to have birth control or abortions, then men should be chemically castrated until they are married?<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Freading_at_balalaika.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nukemap]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.upload.ee%2Fimage%2F2098243%2Fnukemap.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:02:59  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/useful/113611-nukemap.html</link><description><![CDATA[So You'll Know What To Expect If Your House Ever Gets Atomic Bombed... Everything @ Related link:<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.upload.ee%2Fimage%2F2098243%2Fnukemap.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Home Invasion Shootings and Body Disposal Scenarios.]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;f=png&amp;src=avatar%2Fangelina-jolie-mask-icon_128x128.png" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:56:20  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/wtf/113610-home-invasion-shootings-body-disposal-scenarios.html</link><description><![CDATA[Video 20. Home Invasion Situations. This guy is either nuts, or a senior advanced troll. inPqGqTSi70<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&f=png&src=avatar%2Fangelina-jolie-mask-icon_128x128.png" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[plot?]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FozSDH.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:04:48  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/113609-plot.html</link><description><![CDATA[While technically accurate, these descriptions probably aren’t the best way to pitch these films…<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FozSDH.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Table Mountain Crash.]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;f=png&amp;src=avatar%2Fangelina-jolie-mask-icon_128x128.png" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:58:07  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/wtf/113608-table-mountain-crash.html</link><description><![CDATA[Wingsuit enthusiast Jeb "The Birdman" Corliss had a major crash about a month ago at Table Mountain, in South Africa. Footage of his co-flyer's GoPro camera has been unearthed. sFk6hxHIR0Q<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&f=png&src=avatar%2Fangelina-jolie-mask-icon_128x128.png" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[This is Caterham F1 2012 ]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;f=png&amp;src=avatar%2Fangelina-jolie-mask-icon_128x128.png" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:53:31  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/automotive/113607-caterham-f1-2012-.html</link><description><![CDATA[Excited about the start of the 2012 Formula 1 season? So are we! We don't get many chances to produce films of our car on track, but when we do we like to make it special. Here are Heikki Kovalainen, the Caterham CT01 and the Jerez circuit. Enjoy the Caterham<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&f=png&src=avatar%2Fangelina-jolie-mask-icon_128x128.png" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Composites]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2F27.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lzq65kd7hB1r3ke0zo1_500.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:29:19  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/books-poetry/113606-composites.html</link><description><![CDATA[Images created using law enforcement composite sketch software and descriptions of literary characters. All interesting suggestions considered. Include descriptive passages if you can. Read more on the project at The Atlantic. Hal Incandenza, Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace Hal is the only extant Incandenza who looks in any way ethnic.<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2F27.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lzq65kd7hB1r3ke0zo1_500.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[2 Minutes Of Fun]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Friggslogo.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:16:04  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/113605-2-minutes-fun.html</link><description><![CDATA[Then you'll get bored after making it swear and seeing if it will say cunt.<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Friggslogo.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Astronomy Pic of teh Day February 21st 2012]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fapod.nasa.gov%2Fapod%2Fimage%2F1202%2Fanticrep_cassell_4032.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:01:23  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/scifi-science-space/113604-astronomy-pic-teh-day-february-21st-2012.html</link><description><![CDATA[Anticrepuscular Rays Over Wyoming Image Credit & Copyright: Nate Cassell Explanation: What's happening over the horizon? Although the scene may appear somehow supernatural, nothing more unusual is occurring than a setting Sun and some well placed clouds. Pictured above are anticrepuscular rays. To understand them, start by picturing common crepuscular<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fapod.nasa.gov%2Fapod%2Fimage%2F1202%2Fanticrep_cassell_4032.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Astronomy Pic of teh Day February 20th 2012]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fapod.nasa.gov%2Fapod%2Fimage%2F1202%2Fngc1073_hst_3892.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:00:17  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/scifi-science-space/113603-astronomy-pic-teh-day-february-20th-2012.html</link><description><![CDATA[Barred Spiral Galaxy NGC 1073 Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble Space Telescope Explanation: Many spiral galaxies have bars across their centers. Even our own Milky Way Galaxy is thought to have a modest central bar. Prominently barred spiral galaxy NGC 1073, pictured above, was captured in spectacular detail in this<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fapod.nasa.gov%2Fapod%2Fimage%2F1202%2Fngc1073_hst_3892.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Astronomy Pic of teh Day February 19th 2012]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fapod.nasa.gov%2Fapod%2Fimage%2F1202%2Fetmessage_nrao_600.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:53:28  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/scifi-science-space/113602-astronomy-pic-teh-day-february-19th-2012.html</link><description><![CDATA[A Message From Earth Image Credit: Frank Drake (UCSC) et al., Arecibo Observatory (Cornell, NAIC) Explanation: What are these Earthlings trying to tell us? The above message was broadcast from Earth towards the globular star cluster M13 in 1974. During the dedication of the Arecibo Observatory - still the largest<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fapod.nasa.gov%2Fapod%2Fimage%2F1202%2Fetmessage_nrao_600.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Astronomy Pic of teh Day February 18th 2012]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fapod.nasa.gov%2Fapod%2Fimage%2F1202%2FCarinaRoad_tafreshi.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:52:20  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/scifi-science-space/113601-astronomy-pic-teh-day-february-18th-2012.html</link><description><![CDATA[On the Road to Carina Image Credit & Copyright: Babak Tafreshi (TWAN) Explanation: This rugged road through the dark Atacama Desert seems to lead skyward toward the bright stars and glowing nebulae of the southern Milky Way. If you follow the road you will get to Cerro Armazones peak in<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fapod.nasa.gov%2Fapod%2Fimage%2F1202%2FCarinaRoad_tafreshi.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[UK Drought]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F56649755.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:02:05  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/news/113600-uk-drought.html</link><description><![CDATA[It's Official: South East In State Of Drought 3:31pm UK, Monday February 20, 2012 The South East is now in a state of drought, according to the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs. The region joins parts of eastern England which have been in the grip of drought since<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F56649755.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Weather In Blighty.. Its Bucketloads Of...]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fleon6aaaa.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 07:33:15  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/113599-weather-blighty-its-bucketloads-of.html</link><description><![CDATA[trololol.. X_iybU9Nmis<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fleon6aaaa.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Get straight with a goat massage]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2FEarl_of_Erroll.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 03:34:07  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/health/113598-get-straight-goat-massage.html</link><description><![CDATA[No extra charge for the pellets. _ng08sHphA4<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2FEarl_of_Erroll.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Women's Restroom]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2FTardis_animated.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 01:23:06  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/113597-womens-restroom.html</link><description><![CDATA[A gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2FTardis_animated.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[this documents the asian fart wars of 1885.]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;f=png&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg338.imageshack.us%2Fimg338%2F8067%2Ffart1.png" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 22:42:46  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/history/113596-documents-asian-fart-wars-1885.html</link><description><![CDATA[buwahahaha<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&f=png&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg338.imageshack.us%2Fimg338%2F8067%2Ffart1.png" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lick my knob.]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg1.picload.org%2Fimage%2Frorwcwp%2F1326130667_novay.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 22:30:27  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/wtf/113595-lick-my-knob.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg1.picload.org%2Fimage%2Frorwcwp%2F1326130667_novay.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[911.]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FGdKRO.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 22:07:24  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/automotive/113594-911.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FGdKRO.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Delta 7 Arantix Mountain Bike]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.upload.ee%2Fimage%2F2095490%2Fdelta-7-arantix-xl.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:24:20  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/hardware/113593-delta-7-arantix-mountain-bike.html</link><description><![CDATA[Delta 7 has manufactured the first high performance lightweight mountain bike frame featuring the patented IsoTruss carbon fiber and Kevlar spider web-like open lattice tube design. The high performance hardtail bike frame is handcrafted in the United States and weighs only 2.74 pounds. The Arantix is an extreme hardtail mountain<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.upload.ee%2Fimage%2F2095490%2Fdelta-7-arantix-xl.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Pirate Bay Faces UK ISP Block After High Court Ruling]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F1%2F16%2FThe_Pirate_Bay_logo.svg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:12:28  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/news/113592-pirate-bay-faces-uk-isp-block-after-high-court-ruling.html</link><description><![CDATA[In a case brought by major recording labels including Sony, EMI and Warner, today a judge in the High Court ruled that The Pirate Bay and its users breach copyright on a major scale. The ruling means that it is almost inevitable that The Pirate Bay will face a nationwide<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F1%2F16%2FThe_Pirate_Bay_logo.svg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Really?]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F3Untitled-1.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:44:18  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/sports/113591-really.html</link><description><![CDATA[Jeremy Lin ESPN racial slur blasted by Judy Chu Rep. Judy Chu on Monday slammed the racial slur used in an ESPN headline about NBA phenom Jeremy Lin, saying she did not believe the phrase “chink in the armor” was an innocent mistake. The California Democrat said on MSNBC that<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F3Untitled-1.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[In An Alternate Universe]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F0UP6f.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:10:28  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/113590-alternate-universe.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F0UP6f.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Age.]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FNp3W1.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:06:09  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/113589-age.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FNp3W1.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ghost In The Stalls]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FcZO9tMetxno%2F0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:57:43  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/113588-ghost-stalls.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FcZO9tMetxno%2F0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sweet]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv291%2Fthomasslavin%2Froad_rage_alternative.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:50:55  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/useful/113587-sweet.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv291%2Fthomasslavin%2Froad_rage_alternative.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Deepest Mandelbrot Set Zoom Animation ever...]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fleon6aaaa.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:40:53  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/geek/113586-deepest-mandelbrot-set-zoom-animation-ever.html</link><description><![CDATA[Deepest Mandelbrot Set Zoom Animation ever - a New Record! 10^275 (2.1E275 or 2^915).. 0jGaio87u3A<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fleon6aaaa.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Now, What Can You Tell Me About This Cake...?]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg577.imageshack.us%2Fimg577%2F4092%2F8397.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:39:25  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/113585-now-what-can-you-tell-me-about-cake.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg577.imageshack.us%2Fimg577%2F4092%2F8397.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Boats sink in Belgrade as thaw causes Danube ice chaos]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F58603000%2Fgif%2F_58603950_serbia_belgrade_feb_2012_2.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:07:17  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/news/113584-boats-sink-belgrade-thaw-causes-danube-ice-chaos.html</link><description><![CDATA[A rapid thaw has brought chaos to the River Danube in the Serbian capital Belgrade, where ice damaged boats, pontoons and floating restaurants. The thick ice covered one of Europe's busiest waterways during the recent freeze, but began to break up on Sunday as temperatures rose. In Belgrade, boats crashed<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F58603000%2Fgif%2F_58603950_serbia_belgrade_feb_2012_2.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jobless disability claims soar to record $200B as of January]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F3Untitled-1.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:25:21  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/news/113583-jobless-disability-claims-soar-record-200b-january.html</link><description><![CDATA[Jobless disability claims soar to record $200B as of January By JANET WHITMAN Standing too many months on the unemployment line is driving Americans crazy — literally — and it’s costing taxpayers hundreds of billions of dollars. With their unemployment-insurance checks running out, some of the country’s long-term jobless are<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F3Untitled-1.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item></channel>
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