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	<item><title><![CDATA[Adamn Sandler on beating his kids]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imgjoe.com%2Fx%2Fsandlerspeak.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 00:22:52  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/116047-adamn-sandler-on-beating-his-kids.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imgjoe.com%2Fx%2Fsandlerspeak.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hey, Batman!]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imgjoe.com%2Fx%2F319701209588.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:00  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/116046-hey-batman.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imgjoe.com%2Fx%2F319701209588.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[A World Without Football]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F1lfc_homeshirt_201012_crest_4bbcb144329bc197261936.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 22:34:08  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/116045-a-world-without-football.html</link><description><![CDATA[Imagine the World if Football had never been invented! What would our heroes from the beautiful game be up to? UyGOqrDL_Ps<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F1lfc_homeshirt_201012_crest_4bbcb144329bc197261936.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[GOP Convention: Water Pistols Are a Threat, Actual Guns are OK]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F34083499.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 20:36:22  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/news/116044-gop-convention-water-pistols-are-a-threat-actual-guns-are-ok.html</link><description><![CDATA[Florida’s lax gun laws, as written by the National Rifle Association, will mean that water pistols are banned during the August Republican National Convention. But the concealment of actual guns is fine. Tampa’s Mayor has produced a list of items that will be considered security threats during the week-long event.<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F34083499.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lego Star Wars holograms]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F2squirrel-mascot-iconL.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 20:34:29  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/geek/116043-lego-star-wars-holograms.html</link><description><![CDATA[When me and my friend walked trough the mall (Amfi) in Steinkjer, we got nerdgasm as we saw this brilliant Star Wars-Lego hologram in a toy store. Icq-J15VHXU<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F2squirrel-mascot-iconL.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Google Knowledge Graph]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F2squirrel-mascot-iconL.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 20:31:25  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/google/116042-google-knowledge-graph.html</link><description><![CDATA[In its ongoing effort to improve its search engine, Google has recently launched Knowledge Graph - a new feature that helps you get more relevant results based on a system of relationships built between people, things or places. For example, if you search the query "taj mahal," you might be<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F2squirrel-mascot-iconL.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The greatest profession]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F9rHcE.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 20:26:48  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/116041-the-greatest-profession.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F9rHcE.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Obama’s new free speech threat]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F34083499.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 19:01:08  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/politics/116040-obamas-new-free-speech-threat.html</link><description><![CDATA[There is substantial opposition in both Yemen and the West to the new U.S.-backed Yemeni President, Abed Rabbo Mansour Hadi. Hadi was the long-time Vice President of the Yemeni dictator Ali Abdullah Saleh, and after Saleh finally stepped down last year, Hadi became President as part of an “election” in which<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F34083499.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[OK, Well This Makes It More Serious]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fobiwan.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 18:40:07  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/politics/116039-ok-well-this-makes-it-more-serious.html</link><description><![CDATA[Arizona Secretary of State Threatens to Remove Obama from Ballot by KEITH KOFFLER on MAY 18, 2012, 8:25 AM Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett is threatening to keep President Obama’s name off the state’s ballot in November unless he receives confirmation from Hawaii that it has a valid birth<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fobiwan.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Percattual Motion: Ad for Flying Horse]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FZ8yW5cyXXRc%2F0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 12:03:05  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/116037-percattual-motion-ad-for-flying-horse.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FZ8yW5cyXXRc%2F0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Faculty & Staff]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imgjoe.com%2Fx%2Flgmur.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 02:03:18  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/116036-faculty-staff.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imgjoe.com%2Fx%2Flgmur.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Katy Angel as Borderland's Mad Moxxi]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FCnjOH.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 01:09:35  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/sfw-babes/116035-katy-angel-as-borderlands-mad-moxxi.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FCnjOH.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Splatter Paintings of Star Wars Characters]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FHwJnv.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 01:01:45  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/art-comics/116034-splatter-paintings-of-star-wars-characters.html</link><description><![CDATA[Artwork by Arian Noveir.<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FHwJnv.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Quiet Eye: New Prometheus Promo Clip]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FzwEtldZQNew%2F0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 00:38:16  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/movies-reviews/116033-quiet-eye-new-prometheus-promo-clip.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FzwEtldZQNew%2F0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Abed and Troy in Kickpuncher]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2Fg9o4wZxoPvc%2F0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 00:29:19  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/116032-abed-and-troy-in-kickpuncher.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2Fg9o4wZxoPvc%2F0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Donna Summer, Rest In Peace]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FZTNr0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 00:16:31  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/music/116031-donna-summer-rest-in-peace.html</link><description><![CDATA[Donna Summer, Disco Queen, dead at 63:<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FZTNr0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blonde painting her house]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F173993_611203858_8212410_n.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 23:26:48  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/116030-blonde-painting-her-house.html</link><description><![CDATA[Blonde painting her house This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.While her husband is off at work, she decides that she<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F173993_611203858_8212410_n.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[they dont make them...]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FRWFfD.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 23:26:36  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/movies-reviews/116029-they-dont-make-them.html</link><description><![CDATA[...like they used to.<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FRWFfD.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Penis is 5.5 inch (14 cm)]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FuYpL2.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 23:19:56  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/wtf/116028-my-penis-is-55-inch-14-cm.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FuYpL2.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blow Job II]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FlXHOf.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 22:42:48  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/wtf/116027-blow-job-ii.html</link><description><![CDATA[Do an image search for "cough" inspired by this<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FlXHOf.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[AT LAST! I HAZ TEH PARCELOPEZ!!]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FLaTrH.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 20:44:49  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/personal-threads/116026-at-last-i-haz-teh-parcelopez.html</link><description><![CDATA[So I get home from work around 3pm and walk past the white and blue box sat in the hallway by the front door. It has that look about it...it whispers out to me "open me.........open me......". So I did. There was fuck all in it. It was a different<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FLaTrH.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Wait... where was Obama born again?]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;f=png&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.breitbart.com%2Fmediaserver%2FBreitbart%2FBig-Government%2F2012%2F05%2F09%2FObama-Column.png" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 20:35:01  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/news/116025-wait-where-was-obama-born-again.html</link><description><![CDATA[The Vetting - Exclusive - Obama's Literary Agent in 1991 Booklet: 'Born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii' Breitbart News has obtained a promotional booklet produced in 1991 by Barack Obama's then-literary agency, Acton & Dystel, which touts Obama as "born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&f=png&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.breitbart.com%2Fmediaserver%2FBreitbart%2FBig-Government%2F2012%2F05%2F09%2FObama-Column.png" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Inside Adam Savage's Man Cave:]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F2squirrel-mascot-iconL.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 19:55:17  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/hardware/116024-inside-adam-savages-man-cave.html</link><description><![CDATA[Adam Savage’s Quest to Build a Replica Gun From The Fifth Element, The Zorg Industries ZF-1 Tested takes you inside Adam Savage's man cave where he keeps amazing movie props and collectibles, as well as works on his own projects. Today, Adam tells the story of his Zorg Industries ZF-1<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F2squirrel-mascot-iconL.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Gaming room..]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FJMJXL.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 19:24:46  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/gaming/116023-the-gaming-room.html</link><description><![CDATA[tour.. 14se0alUpOY<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FJMJXL.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blow Job.]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F7GTNj.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 19:04:29  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/wtf/116022-blow-job.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F7GTNj.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Epic Tea Time with Alan Rickman]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;f=png&amp;src=avatar%2FScreen_shot_2011-11-08_at_12.42.19_PM.png" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 18:50:07  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/movies-reviews/116021-epic-tea-time-with-alan-rickman.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&f=png&src=avatar%2FScreen_shot_2011-11-08_at_12.42.19_PM.png" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Superb Thought for our day to day life]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fthe_king_by_digitallica-d4nlbz6.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 18:18:55  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/useful/116020-a-superb-thought-for-our-day-to-day-life.html</link><description><![CDATA[There once was a farmer who discovered that he had lost his watch in the barn. It was no ordinary watch because it had sentimental value for him. After searching high and low among the hay for a long while; he gave up and enlisted the help of a group<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fthe_king_by_digitallica-d4nlbz6.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Men's Age, As Determined By A Trip To Home Depot]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F2gdpit_com_96762789_542.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 17:54:15  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/116019-mens-age-as-determined-by-a-trip-to-home-depot.html</link><description><![CDATA[You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --. Mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F2gdpit_com_96762789_542.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Killing People Abroad is Okay, But Spying at Home is Wrong?]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2F7fNP51hZtVI%2F0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 15:26:22  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/politics/116018-killing-people-abroad-is-okay-but-spying-at-home-is-wrong.html</link><description><![CDATA[America is currently in a bit of a freaking out over domestic drones phase. The mostly ignoring the murderous effects of drones overseas, even in countries like Pakistan and Yemen with whom American is not technically at war — well, that bit has been happening for a while. A perfect example<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2F7fNP51hZtVI%2F0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kick in the balls for Obama ]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fdead_che.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 14:58:56  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/politics/116017-kick-in-the-balls-for-obama-.html</link><description><![CDATA[Kick in the balls for Obama -- protector of the Constitution. Judge Blocks Controversial NDAA By ADAM KLASFELD MANHATTAN (CN) - A federal judge granted a preliminary injunction late Wednesday to block provisions of the 2012 National Defense Authorization Act that would allow the military to indefinitely detain anyone it<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fdead_che.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pac-man in Brazil as seen from ISS]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FtlVPJ.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 14:47:22  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/photography/116016-pacman-in-brazil-as-seen-from-iss.html</link><description><![CDATA[Will It Go Round in Circles Wednesday, May 16, 2012: Astronaut Don Pettit, on board the International Space Station as a member of Expedition 30/31 tweeted this photo from space. He described it as: “Pac-man in Brazil as seen from ISS .” Looks more like pie charts to us. —<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FtlVPJ.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Which one was this in?]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FGnSvC.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 14:37:52  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/requests/116015-which-one-was-this-in.html</link><description><![CDATA[I don't remember this, but it is brilliant.<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FGnSvC.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Arnold Schwazenegger Remixed]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FmUyT2HVL60A%2F0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 14:28:53  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/music/116014-arnold-schwazenegger-remixed.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FmUyT2HVL60A%2F0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Make Your Own 8-Bit Pop-up Cards]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F8u8rH.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 14:26:31  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/useful/116013-make-your-own-8bit-popup-cards.html</link><description><![CDATA[Further instructions at source, should you require them:<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F8u8rH.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Astronomy Pic of teh Day May 17th 2012]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fapod.nasa.gov%2Fapod%2Fimage%2F1205%2FHerschel_cygnusX_04052012_H.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 12:32:42  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/scifi-science-space/116012-astronomy-pic-of-teh-day-may-17th-2012.html</link><description><![CDATA[Herschel's Cygnus X Credit: ESA/PACS/SPIRE/ Martin Hennemann & Frédérique Motte, Laboratoire AIM Paris-Saclay, CEA/Irfu - CNRS/INSU - Univ. Paris Diderot, France Explanation: The Herschel Space Observatory's infrared view of Cygnus X spans some 6x2 degrees across one of the closest, massive star forming regions in the plane of our Milky<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fapod.nasa.gov%2Fapod%2Fimage%2F1205%2FHerschel_cygnusX_04052012_H.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Decorated court]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fthe_king_by_digitallica-d4nlbz6.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 12:11:33  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/116011-decorated-court.html</link><description><![CDATA[In a courtroom, a defendant was asked to stand in the dock. As soon as he took his position, he said directly to the judge, "I don't recognize this court!" "And why is that?" asked the Judge. The defendant replied, "Well, you seem to have decorated it since the last<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fthe_king_by_digitallica-d4nlbz6.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fantasy Football Euros 2012]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;f=png&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg171.imageshack.us%2Fimg171%2F4760%2Ffantc.png" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 11:50:53  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/competitions/116010-fantasy-football-euros-2012.html</link><description><![CDATA[Fancy a little fantasy footy during the Euros this summer? Short and sweet as the competition only runs from 8th June to 1st July! *Open to all* For those who used Fantasy Kickers during last seasons Premier League use these details League name:Teoti World League (League Number 466) Pin:8001103 or<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&f=png&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg171.imageshack.us%2Fimg171%2F4760%2Ffantc.png" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Matt Boner Hiarcut..]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FYrCRf.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 09:01:10  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/wtf/116009-matt-boner-hiarcut.html</link><description><![CDATA[Shaving a picture of Matt Bonner in his head could net a young Spurs fan an in-school suspension A young San Antonio Spurs fan faces an in-school suspension on Thursday if he doesn't somehow find a way to alter the image of Matt Bonner that was shaved into the back<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FYrCRf.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Translation Fail: Do You Have Coke?]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FoDFogjXdIVc%2F0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 03:03:47  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/116008-translation-fail-do-you-have-coke.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FoDFogjXdIVc%2F0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Colossal Superflares Erupt from Sun-Like Stars]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F7UiIT.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 02:44:51  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/scifi-science-space/116007-colossal-superflares-erupt-from-sunlike-stars.html</link><description><![CDATA[Colossal Superflares Erupt from Sun-Like Stars by Charles Q. Choi, SPACE.com Contributor Date: 16 May 2012 Time: 01:00 PM ET Stars like our sun can release "superflares," explosions of up to 10,000 times more energy than the solar flares seen from our sun, researchers say. However, it looks unlikely that<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F7UiIT.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Incredible Salt Mazes and Staircase]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FelFqu.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 02:34:59  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/art-comics/116006-incredible-salt-mazes-and-staircase.html</link><description><![CDATA[Saltwork by Motoi Yamamoto.<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FelFqu.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Toni Darling as Lady Thor]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FpfUZ9.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 01:26:03  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/sfw-babes/116005-toni-darling-as-lady-thor.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FpfUZ9.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Obama Beats Them All]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fdead_che.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 23:38:48  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/wtf/116004-obama-beats-them-all.html</link><description><![CDATA[Obama Drops His Name Into the Other Presidential Biographies Seth Mandel | @SethAMandel Many of President Obama’s fervent devotees are young enough not to have much memory of the political world before the arrival of The One. Coincidentally, Obama himself feels the same way—and the White House’s official website reflects<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fdead_che.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[A prequel to Ghost Recon Future Soldier mini movie]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F2squirrel-mascot-iconL.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 23:33:10  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/gaming/116003-a-prequel-to-ghost-recon-future-soldier-mini-movie.html</link><description><![CDATA[Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon® Alpha the movie invites you into the future of war with the US Armed Forces' point of spear. Inserted deep behind enemy lines, the Ghosts must strike swiftly to eliminate one of the world's most feared war criminals, and vanish as they came. 9TGNxYrCN6E<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F2squirrel-mascot-iconL.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Obama budget defeated 99-0 in Senate]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F1magician.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 22:23:06  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/news/116002-obama-budget-defeated-990-in-senate.html</link><description><![CDATA[Obama budget defeated 99-0 in Senate President Obama's budget suffered a second embarrassing defeat Wednesday, when senators voted 99-0 to reject it. Coupled with the House's rejection in March, 414-0, that means Mr. Obama's budget has failed to win a single vote in support this year. Republicans forced the vote<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F1magician.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Now we have actual facts about the Travon shooting... ]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F1magician.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 22:19:22  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/news/116001-now-we-have-actual-facts-about-the-travon-shooting-.html</link><description><![CDATA[ABC News Exclusive: Zimmerman Medical Report Shows Broken Nose, Lacerations After Trayvon Martin Shooting A medical report compiled by the family physician of Trayvon Martin shooter George Zimmerman and obtained exclusively by ABC News found that Zimmerman was diagnosed with a "closed fracture" of his nose, a pair of black<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F1magician.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kill It before It Breeds]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fimages.jpeg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:04:35  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/wtf/116000-kill-it-before-it-breeds.html</link><description><![CDATA[Rt7dK62QdLM<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fimages.jpeg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Salt uses you may never have known before]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fthe_king_by_digitallica-d4nlbz6.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 18:48:25  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/food-recipes/115999-salt-uses-you-may-never-have-known-before.html</link><description><![CDATA[1. If you drop a whole egg on the floor, pour salt all over the egg, let it sit for awhile, then use dustpan, the egg will come right up, without all that mess. 2. Soak stained hankies in salt water before washing. 3. Sprinkle salt on your shelves to<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fthe_king_by_digitallica-d4nlbz6.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Worlds Fastest Amphibious Vehicle]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FTtHH0mkh-I0%2F0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 18:43:17  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/automotive/115998-the-worlds-fastest-amphibious-vehicle.html</link><description><![CDATA[The person in the floating sports car you see above is Batman Marc Witt, the winner of this year's Project Sea Lion, a competition for the world's fastest amphibious vehicle. Witt's prototype Sea Lion, which he began developing in 2006, has a top land speed of 125 mph and a<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FTtHH0mkh-I0%2F0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Airport Security FTW! ]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fdead_che.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:48:05  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.co.uk/wtf/115997-airport-security-ftw-.html</link><description><![CDATA[Newark Airport security supervisor assumed murdered man's identity for 2 decades By Xeni Jardin at 8:53 pm Monday, May 14 Bimbo Olumuyiwa Oyewole, a security supervisor at Newark airport, lived a double life for 20 years using the identity of the victim in an unsolved murder. Since 1992, the undocumented<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.co.uk/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fdead_che.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item></channel>
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