I has it hidden in a deep dungeon guarded by TehNo0b, xix, and Vydana. To stake your claim to it, here's the drill. I am going to have a Caption Contest once a week for the next 5 weeks. The winner each week, picked by me, will qualify for the last contest which will be a "Why I Must Have Teh Parcelopez" contest. The winner of that contest will get it because by that time the three guards will have starved to death and I will be able to safely retrieve it. Obviously, if you win one of the caption contests you are ineligible to enter any of the other caption contests. Have fun and have at it.

You have 1 week from today.