Parcelopez Final Piece

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Parcelopez Final Piece

Stickied, 21 comments, 221 views, posted 4:18 pm 20/01/2012 in Competitions by golfhack
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The end is near. backroom, Vormid, HOP, ctxmark, and z0phi3l are the finalists. All they are required to do is tell us all why they want the Parcelopez. A sentence or two or a major treatise; it's up to them. They have all been notified as to what is required so let the merriment begin.

Extra Points Given by:

Vormid (10), HeadOfPins (10), spykesmom (5)

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7:50 pm 20/01/2012

Vormid

Because I'm first!!!!!! Take that bitches!

Great contest Golf. It is truly in the spirit of what I love about Teoti aside from the occasionally sticky walls, floor and nasty battles of wit we occasionally have.

PS: Glad you are feeling better! The place was not the same without you. I threatened to mutiny at least twice.

Fin.

9:35 pm 20/01/2012

Quaektem

Put it up to popular vote!!!

10:16 pm 20/01/2012

golfhack

Good idea. This contest is wide open to all members. Wait until all five finalists have responded and then vote for your fave. Excellent suggestion Q. 100 points on the sitelog por vous.

10:19 pm 20/01/2012

elsels

I completely missed the parcelopez contest, didn't even know it was going on. Put it up for vote? Democracy here? Awesome!

10:36 pm 20/01/2012

Quaektem

Quote by golfhack:

Good idea. This contest is wide open to all members. Wait until all five finalists have responded and then vote for your fave. Excellent suggestion Q. 100 points on the sitelog por vous.

Toss on a deadline and only count the first post (it can be edited if they screw it up). That should keep it from being too much of a headache.

10:39 pm 20/01/2012

HeadOfPins

Ok here goes.

Some time ago, way back when the universe was in it's infancy, a young foundling named HeadOfPins began what many people came to recognise as, I Haz Teh Emvelopez. The basis of this "thread" was to unite the world of Earth and it's inhabitants......

Fuck it.

I started this shit, yet nobody ever gave me the fucking thing back. If every member on here has to receive it before me, on the basis that I started it, I am due teh parcel in 2097....

I can't wait that long. I have to make the dinner.

11:10 pm 20/01/2012

elsels

That was a mighty good reason HOP.

I guess I should have said compelling reason but words fail me as you folks know.

11:19 pm 20/01/2012

backroom

Because I already have a recipient and stuff picked out.

11:23 pm 20/01/2012

elsels

Aww

11:24 pm 20/01/2012

elsels

I remember when I got the Envelopez it was pretty neat and came from Vegas and to be quite honest now I can't remember who sent it to me. Gosh my memory has faltered very badly in the past few years. When I am fifty I will no longer remember who I am.