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Teh Parcelopez Contest- Week - 3

Stickied, 11 comments, 218 views, posted 4:58 pm 13/12/2011 in Competitions by golfhack
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As most of you know, I had a bit of a medical problem from October through November. I'm feeling much better now and it's time to get back to "Teh Parcelopez Contest". If you have forgotten about the contest, here's how it works. To stake your claim to it, here's the drill. I am going to have a Caption Contest once a week for the next 5 weeks. The winner each week, picked by me, will qualify for the last contest which will be a "Why I Must Have Teh Parcelopez" contest. The winner of that contest will get it because by that time the three guards will have starved to death and I will be able to safely retrieve it. Obviously, if you win one of the caption contests you are ineligible to enter any of the other caption contests. Have fun and have at it. Two winners are already in, Vormid and backroom. So---here's the picture, have fun.

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7:36 pm 13/12/2011

HeadOfPins

"....and if I dont masturbate several times a day, THIS happens to my nuts".

"

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8:21 pm 13/12/2011

evolution

Decades later Charlie Brown would finally get his revenge on Lucy.

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10:26 pm 13/12/2011

marksyzm

Rosie leans in to get a good eyeful at Golfhack's novelty stool only to realise that's exactly what he meant.

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12:40 am 14/12/2011

blackspy

Ginormous pickle has its own gravitational field, pulling in onlookers.

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3:08 am 14/12/2011

Quaektem

Charlie Brown is finally going to get even...

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6:05 am 14/12/2011

tricpe

"Do you think it can fit into teh percelopez?"

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6:12 pm 14/12/2011

HeadOfPins

"Yes Gladys my dear, I can see where you've hidden the peanuts and tangerines, well played. But where are you going to stash this Chuck Norris turd? We have to get everything over the border tonight..."

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7:22 pm 15/12/2011

golfhack

More?

0
7:39 pm 16/12/2011

golfhack

Anyone?

1
7:42 pm 16/12/2011

evolution

I present to you ... the Penisticle! The combination of a penis and a testicle!

1
9:23 pm 16/12/2011

Quaektem

made me think of

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