Despite his anti-gay rhetoric, Adolf was known to give head upon occasion.

The winner of this year's 'Dolphie' for Tyrannical Dictator Most Likely To Take Berlin goes to Joey Stalin. Comrade Stalin couldn't be here tonight, so we'll hold this award for him...

The surprise must-have toy of Christmas 1944 is the 'Ranting Fuhrer's Head'. Here we see a lucky consumer with his purchase. Some lucky child will have a special Christmas surprise this year!

Hitlerosis, the spontaneous growing of Hitler shaped tumors from the palm, is finally getting the recognition of the medical community. The only known treatment is to assault the Seelow Heights from the east with a massive armoured force, and very few hospitals in the US provide this service. I blame Bush, etc.